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Water Water Everywhere!

Yep the 55 gallon Fish Tank has sprung a leak. sort of like the ocean on the isle of Japan. We have managed to save the fish, with a brand new tank. I hate Fate!

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It's On!

The 'save the dates' are in the mail, all the bridesmaids have made bail, So off we went in search of the Holy Grail. To southern Ohio a shop we know Where every prom we used to go when we did not have...

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Empty Room

Angel has moved, her own home, now it is just Tank

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Little Lonely

Have to admit it, I am a little lonely - miss my baby girl.

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NO TALENT ASS CLOWN

How do you know when you are overwhelmed and should just go home? When you are getting ready for lunch to start, and decide to go to the restroom, and notice that you have two DIFFERENT socks on, (not...

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Left of Legal

So The Sasquatch is at the gas station last night on his way home from work, he pays for the gas, which is always unsettling, and pumps it, then glances inside the car and sees his keys and phone...

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Showered with Love

Got to admit I may not have given my daughter the perfect life, I may not ever have been the perfect mother, but for one brief moment, i gave her the perfect shower. I could not have been more proud of...

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10 Cakes

I have had a couple requests for the lists of cakes that were at the shower, so here they are, and yes I made them all.......1. Red velvet - with pink tinted butter cream icing 2. Banana, with banana...

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To My Beloved Grandson

HAPPY BIRTHDAY T.J.WHERE EVER YOU AREI WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU AND HOLD YOU IN MY HEART. YOUR MEMORY WILL NEVER FADE FOR ME.

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This Explains A Lot

"You have to help me! I am nearly blind, I am deaf, and I am dumb. Not the dumb like you are mute, but the real dumb. so when I say I cannot find something, stop trying to make fun of me and just help...

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I (Sp)am her Friend

The tone for the day can be rather odd, when it starts out with your friend blasting you with porno emails at work.

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ALL SHOOK UP

And now an earthquake in Ohio. This day is getting more strange by the minute! Just sitting in my stall and my screen started wiggling, and my hand sanitizer fell over and I thought. This is odd,...

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Concidence?

Now Fat Cat is stuck in southern Ohio where he was visiting soldier, broke down because he is out of gas. Now the gas gage has been broke and he told me "just use this gage here, it tells you how many...

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H&R Block

Tank has to have his tax forms for the last year for his interview.... in the morning! GrrrSince I do his taxes and obviously am responsible for anything to do with them, he informs me i have to get...

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The Crazy Life

FYI, I now have a facebook, going that way while my crazy life is in full motion. will be back to blogging soon, i am seeing a light at the end of the tunnel. It could be an oncoming train, but you...

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Good bye, Hello!

Goodbye 2011You have been the most stressful but magnificent of all years for me, I have learned so much.I have finally realized how many great friends I have and how lucky I am they have not bailed on...

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UN-PEZIDENTAL BEHAVIOR

They have gone too far! Things that can be used as a Pez dispenser-- - Cartoon Characters, like Bugs, Smurfs, Beavis - TV Characters, like Spock, Cap'n Kirk, Batman - Movie Characters, mythological...

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Sweet Chocolate Covered Jesus

Sweet chocolate covered Jesus I just heard this expression today, I do not know if it is some sort of Holy Ghost entity or if it is a racial slur. But I love it! I am going to invent a dessert and call...

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2012 THE END IS NEAR

Well the first sign for me happened today! Fat Cat went to church with me, yes, he did, and nothing exploded or burst into flames! Definitely a sign!

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Translation

Kracker Barrel lingo Fiance` = Baby Daddy or Baby Momma

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You Can't See Me

A recent event where my future daughter in law witnessed an armed robbery had made me reflect on actions. She responded and got out of the situation and called 911 and did everything correctly. In...

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I'll String Along with You

"You may not be an angel, 'cause angels are so fewBut until the day that one comes along, I'll string along with youI'm looking for an angel, to sing my love song toAnd until the day that one comes...

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Repost-- I feel fine........

As easter approaches, I was reminded of how fun they have been in the past, i found this old post and put it on here again.  It makes me chuckle!Monday, March 24, 2008I FEEL FINE...... White trash...

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Use Your Uterus

My call at lunch today--"I cannot find my #$%^&;^(* teeth! I am probably going to have to go to the doctor's without them. (*^&(*&;(%^(""Did you have them this morning?""Yes, that is the...

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I am Going to Live in a Box

I went to the ladies room, where upon I found myself unable to open the stall door after completion of my task. I actually became somewhat panicked because1) I would have to be in there until someone...

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